I'm not even 30-something yet and already I find it necessary to "hit the bottle."
You'd better sit down for this one.
Now prepare yourself, because....
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I found my first gray hair!
(see...aren't you glad you're sitting??)
Or rather, Clarke found it.
He also found numbers two, three, four, five, six, and seven!
In vain, I tried to pass them off as "shimmery" blonde
until Clarke plucked one out of my scalp and then...
(((hyperventilate)))
What the flippin' crap???
Gray hair is for OLD women.
Granny-panty wearing ladies who sport coke-bottle glasses,
hearing aids and never leave home without their dentures.
That's not me!
I'm not old!
Right?
